This will almost certainly come as a surprise to those of you who have been following the significant changes in my life over the past six months or so, but I needed a new business suit for a commitment I have in July. (I will explain that when it happens sometime after Westercon.) I woke up stupidly early — earlier than I usually do for Day Jobbe, even — and was the first customer in the door at the Wigwam after they opened. Later in the morning, I drove to Sparks and into the Jiffy Lube where I get the Astro serviced. I was so early that they had no other customers, so by the time I got back from the Starbucks on the far side of the shopping center's parking lot, they already had both the oil change done and the rear differential fluid serviced.
With the vehicle maintenance done, it was time to head to Men's Wearhouse, where I've never shopped before, as I've owned only a handful (as in less than six) of suits in my life including the one I bought today. I didn't make an advance appointment (I didn't even know that was a thing) so when I checked in, I found that I was number 10 in the queue, with two service people helping them.
Obviously, things were busy, and coming in on a Saturday did not help. Also, I had not considered that a bunch of guys were shopping for suits for the spring proms. Oh, well, it gave me time to browse around.
The last time I bought a suit, I weighed around 330 pounds. I now weigh around 220 pounds. That's why I need to buy a new suit. The only one I have (many of you have seen me wearing it to host
Match Game SF) now hangs on me more like a tent than a suit. I didn't even know what size I needed to get.
Wandering around the store, I found myself in the clearance section, and decided to toss on a few suit jackets of a color that I thought suited me (ahem) to check sizes. To my surprise, the very first one I picked up seemed to fit well enough. Finding a pair of slacks of similar size/pattern that fit would prove to be more of a challenge.
Eventually, after perhaps an hour, they called my name and I spoke with a sales specialist. She measured me, and while my nominal jacket size is considerably smaller than the jacket I got from the clearance rack, I think it fits me well enough to go with it. That is in part because I may still end up hosting
MGSF and I generally need to be able to lift my arms over my head, which this new jacket still allows.
The specialist measured my waist. I'm in between sizes, and there were not a lot of slacks that were a close match for the jacket. She found slacks in waist sizes 36, 38, and 40 inches. I tried them all. The 36 does not fit at all, and the 38 was tighter than I liked, although it's possible that I will eventually shrink into it as I continue to lose weight. However, I decided that the 40 will work, although I'll have to wear a belt again.
I paid for the new suit and set off for home. I think I got somewhat lucky. The suit was originally priced at $440, but was on clearance for $200 off that. The slacks were not on sale, but $60 was not out of line.
Having forgotten to take pictures of when I was trying on the suit, I put everything back on when I got home. I realized that I've forgotten how to tie a tie, it having been at least two years since I last had to do so. Eventually I managed it.
( Cleaning Up as Nicely as Possible )The suit seems to work, and it did not cost a fortune, so I think it was a pretty good day's work.